Tomes of Doom

Title: Another funeral
Word count: 1479
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/GP
Rating: PG-13/R if you're particularly easily offended
Disclaimer: I have no claim over the characters whatsoever, or the hilarious limerick prompt.They belong to JKR and WH Auden respectively.
Summary: The middle of the first war and the death toll is rising, as is the mistrust.
AN: The prompt was a limerick, a witty and amusingly smutty ( limerick ), which I somehow managed to get angst from. It was about death, true, but come on...
WARNING: Smoking, aggression, falling out, non-con kissing, death, swearing, bitchy!Sirius, death...

( Another day, another funeral )

Two fics I've written for the first two days of the tellmeakiss challenge thingamejig. The first one's a day late because I was in Newcastle yesterday... well in Newcastle and on the train (9 hours on the train is not a lot of fun - but I'll probably go into that another time). So I did two today.

1.
Title: Shifting the Blame
Word count: 2697
Pairing: Remus/Sirius (very slight James/Lily)
Rating: PG-13 for many and varied insults.
Disclaimer: I am a soon to be poor impoverished student. Do you think I own them? I thought not.
Summary: A chain of rather ridiculous events escalates into a rather ridiculous mess.
AN: The prompt was 'swords' and the era for the week is Post-Hogwarts/Pre-Azkaban.
WARNINGS: Attempts at humour

( For once in his life he was in a situation which was completely and utterly not his fault. It was a heartening experience. )

2.
Title: On the Bridge
Word Count: 1235
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, James/Lily - more than I meant there to be, but James hijacked my muse.
Rating: G/PG
Disclaimer: As mentioned above, I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters, nor do I own the picture this is based on.
Summary: At Lily and James' engagement party the Marauders have a conversation, and Sirius waxes philosophical about little tiny acorns.
AN: The prompt was this pretty picture.
WARNINGS: acorns?

( So... James is getting married. )


Feedback welcome, as ever.

Will probably be x-posted to tellmeakiss and remusxsirius soonish.

I have discovered I can't write kiss scenes... this does not bode well for tomorrow.